Mehrukh

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather be Kanye West after the VMAs than Taylor Swift at the VMAs.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather be fed and sheltered in prison than homeless and hungry on the street.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather sell drugs than do drugs.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather only communicate via pictionary than charades.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather squirt jalapeño juice in his eye than snort wasabi.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather be the fastest 100 meter sprinter than the greatest boxer in the history of mankind.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather have an extra finger than be missing a finger.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather take a trip by car than by airplane.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather be Bin Laden's hair stylist than personal assistant.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather be attacked by a bear than by a shark.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather be locked up in a mental institution than prison for a year.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather eat a bar of soap than drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather forget who he is than who everyone else is.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather bite off all his fingernails than pull out all his teeth one by one.

1 month ago +5 points

Mehrukh would rather Tweet than blog.